Due to the negative public exposure through movies, TV and newspaper
sensationalism, the general public has the absurd misconception that
bikers (and I ain't talkin' about jap-crap riders) are a bunch of
wild, unkempt, semi-literate, lewd, hardcore, asskickin', hygienically
offensive, anti-social, no good, irresponsible, lawless, drug
oriented, alcoholic, criminally minded, violent, filthy, perverted,
intimidating, longhaired outlaw rebels, raising hell and havoc
where ever they go.......granted, they might get a little rowdy,
perhaps a little ruthless on occasion, but the truth of the matter
is that even though a large portion of bike riders look and act a
little crazy at times they are just your basic common folk like you
and me. The only difference is that they, the few, the elite,
the ones who ride American made, that proud minority in our society
who make up the biker mystique, strive for the 'American Dream' like
everyone else except they don't compromise their inalienable
right to be 'individuals' in this great democratic land of ours.
So on that patriotic note here then is a satire on the 'All-American'
First of all, to technically identify a 'Biker'
you have to clarify the type of bike he rides, so
for all you rice-burner freaks and greasy WOP
Moto-Guzzi riders who have obviously picked
this web site by mistake, I would like to state that
even though Limey bikes are sweet, clean and pretty
and German made is nice, for the purpose of this
web site, this everlasting, American made motorcycle
below is a 'Bike'.
Thers are as many versions of this legendary,
indestructable, beautifully designed machine as
there are proud owners riding them. There are
of course, other acceptable, American made cycles
that also fit into this category, including the
Now, to get to the thrust of this satire, here is a random,
average sample of today's Biker who rides this powerful
Iron Horse with pride that comes from the heart...........
There are many variations of this unique individual,
but he is basically a bad-ass muthafucker who appreciates
his freedom, has his own general principles
(whatever they be) and stands behind them no matter what and
if anybody doesn't like it they can kiss his ass!
Every man should have at least one woman, so with all due respect
to the great variety of sweet, (and not so sweet), understanding,
(and not so understanding), sexually open minded, (and not so sexually
open minded), women who make up the 'other half' of the Biker's
lifestyle, here is an example of the woman who dedicates, (and not
dedicates), herself to the particular purpose of pleasing her
Ideally, (that word means wishful thinking), the ultimate biker mama is nasty
and good looking and takes care of her old man physically, psychologically
and enviornmentally, which means she cooks, cleans, loves to ride,
gives him all the freedom he desires, and beside pussy, gives mindblowing
head and a little butt once in a while.