HARLEY & MARLBORO'S
RULES OF THE ROAD
Never rob a bank run by bigger crooks than you.
Never play cowboy in a room full of Indians.
Never shoot pool with your own balls.
Never dive from the 20th floor unless the pool is full.
Never give an inch when a 2 x 4 will do.
Never pick up a girl if you can't lift her boyfriend.
Never ride a Brahma Bull when a bus is available.
Never go in a bar unless you are willing to get smashed.
Clothes make the man--specially when they are bulletproof.
Never spit in the wind while on your motorcycle.
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