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RUB'S Starter Kit

RUB'S Starter Kit

RUB'S Starter Kit




I'm not gonna give you RUB's a hard time like some of my brothers do because I realize you gotta start somewhere and you just don't realize how goofy you look with your brand new off tha showroom floor bike, your new stone washed jeans (to make you look like a seasoned biker),your new black JESUS dealership 'T'(that they 'thru in' cause you paid $26,000 bucks for a $19,100 bike) that's so busy on the front it makes rush hour traffic look calm. That ain't ta mention your new matchin' "Willie G" leather jacket,chaps,cap and boots with tha choker chains on them.
I gotta admit tho, you RUB's sure have class cause people anywhere can tell right off tha bat that you is a genuine hard core biker!
Anyhow I have a few things I wanna pass along to ya. I hope you ain't bought your chain wallet yet cause I wanna give you this one with Jesus on it. Also here's JESUS a pic of the Main Man that I tore off a calender many years ago to use inside my shirt to cut the wind. You can see by the duct tape around the edges I had it quite a while. I know you Rub's never had to worry bout gettin cold but we usta use paper sacks, newspaper or most anything inside our shirts to keep warm cause most of us couldn't afford a nice set of Willie G's.
JESUSTAT I guess the main thing I got for ya that's really gonna set your looks off is this nice tattoo. It applys very easy and has to wear off after about 10 days unlike those that you get at the dealership.
I want you to know that I ain't no 'Jesus Freak' by any means but this stuff has come in handy cause it's sure kept me safe when at times I shoulda never been on a bike, if ya know what I mean. I guess that was the Man doin for me what I couldn't do for myself at the time.
Ride safe RUB's and when your Willy G's get kinda worn and you can do the maintenance on your ride yourself remember what this old biker has passed on to ya and return the favor to another young rider.
**Pan**
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