I made a promise to myself that I would never make a vanity page but it
seems like everyone expects to see a little about the owner
of the web page nowadays so keepin in step with the
politically correctness of things and not wanting the
PC Police on my ass I decided to make one.
Just to get started you should know I don't smoke dope,
chew rope, dance, prance, romance, fight, fart, fuck,
shoot the shit, or drive a truck.
I've been to Spain, Maine, Spokane, around the world three
times, two world's fairs, and seen goats fuck in the market place.
I've been screwed, blewed and tattooed.
Rode my Harley coast to coast, and pole to pole, fought
a war in South East Asia, hauled moonshine, worked at
every job from short order cook to company executive, and still ain't
got shit to show for it.
Married four women and divorced three, had four children
that didn't take after me at all.
All in all my life is great. I live the American Dream!
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